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NASA is furnishing this item "as is". NASA does not provide any warranty of the item whatsoever, whether express, implied, or statutory, including, but not limited to, any warranty of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose or any warranty that the contents of the item will be error-free.

In no respect shall NASA incur any liability for any damages, including, but limited to, direct, indirect, special, or consequential damages arising out of, resulting from, or any way connected to the use of the item, whether or not based upon warranty, contract, tort, or otherwise; whether or not injury was sustained by persons or property or otherwise; and whether or not loss was sustained from, or arose out of, the results of, the item, or any services that may be provided by NASA.

ADDITONAL DISCLAIMERS

Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
Safe and effective when used as directed.
Subject to change without notice.
Colors may, in time, fade.
Simulated picture.
For temporary relief of minor aches and pains.
May be too intense for some viewers.
Sanitized for your protection.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of Agreement.
Do not use if seal is broken.
No user-serviceable parts inside.
List was current at time of printing.
Not responsible for typographical or printers errors.
This license is effective until terminated.
In case of overdose, seek professional assistance.
Keep cool; process promptly.
Apply only to affected area.
Penalty for private use.
Do not turn upside down.
Do not submerge.
Do not swallow.
Do not put in eyes.
No animals were harmed during testing.
This product is meant for educational purposes only.
Keep out of the reach of children.
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
Failure to sign and return this form results in disqualification.
All taxes are the responsibility of the winner.
For office use only.
Void where prohibited.
Batteries not included.
Some assembly required.
Use only as directed.
No purchase necessary.
This technology is not fault-tolerant and is not designed, manufactured or intended for use or resale as on-line control equipment in the operation of nuclear facilities, aircraft navigation or communication systems, or air traffic control machines in which its failure could lead directly to death, personal injury, or severe physical or environmental damage.
No other warranty expressed or implied.
Subject to approval.
Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
This is not an offer to sell securities.
For recreational use only.
May cause excitability, epecially in children.
All models over 18 years of age.
You must be 18 or older to join.
Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
Avoid alcoholic beverages while using this product.
Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
May cause drowsiness.
Slippery when wet.
Times approximate.
List at least two alternate dates.
Pre-recorded for this time zone.
Edited for television.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
Reproduction strictly prohibited.
One size fits all.
Not the Beatles.
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Many suitcases look alike.
Contents may settle during shipment.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
Place stamp here.
Drop in any mailbox.
Do not stamp.
No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
Post office will not deliver without postage.
Postage will be paid by addressee.
Return to sender / no forwarding order on file / unable to forward.
We have sent the forms which seem right for you.
At participating locations only.
Read label for instructions.
This tag may not to be removed except by consumer under penalty of law.
Falling rock.
For off-road use only.
Call toll free number before digging.
First pull up, then pull down.
Your canceled check is your receipt.
Remit in US dollars.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
Check here if tax deductible.
Sign here without admitting guilt.
Not responsible for any damages compensatory, direct, incidental, consequential or otherwise.
Employees and their families are not eligible.
Children must be accompanied by an adult.
Beware of dog.
Avoid contact with skin.
Limited time offer; call now to ensure prompt delivery.
You must be present to win.
No passes accepted for this engagement.
Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.
Use only in a well-ventilated area.
Keep away from fire or flames.
Shading within a garment may occur.
Clean with soft, dry, lint-free cloth.
Replace with same type.
Approved for veterans.
Some equipment shown is optional.
Price does not include taxes.
Not sold in stores.
Restaurant package; not for resale.
No solicitors.
No shirt, no shoes - no service.
No alcohol, dogs or horses.
No anchovies unless otherwise specified.
No Canadian coins.
No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop.
Driver does not carry cash.
Do not speak to the driver.
Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.
Your mileage may vary.
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop.
Processed at location stamped in code at top of product.
Made from 100% recycled products.
Package sold by weight, not volume.
Contact manufacturer for list of nutrients.
Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only.
Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.
Provided "as is" without warranty of any kind.
You may not assign your rights under this Agreement to any third party.
Persuant to all federal regulations, past, present and future.
This supersedes all previous notices.
This Agreement does not grant you any rights.
Do not write below this line.
The views expressed above are solely those of the author and not those of the corporation, its employees, trustees, or assigns.